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Daniel Blatman — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:40:04 +0000

A Moment With Bob

Daniel Blatman — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:51:53 +0000

Ok, she said this was a quick in and out. Grab the skirt and go…nice and easy. Here I have the door for you…and you too apparently. I wonder what time the game is on today? Wait a second…why is she going that way? Son of a …Why do they always put the shoe department next to the entrance? She just bought, what like 10 pairs…
Fine. Maybe there is a Tv over here between the clothing racks so I can watch football. Nope, just checking..that salesman may now think I’m crazy. Yep. I guess I better stay close for when she needs my opinion. Oh…those are sexy. Maybe …damn she put them down. HAHA those make her feet look bound. Well… If they were we would never be in the shoe department…again!
If I’m going to be brought along for these “trips” the least she could do is choose the sexy ones. Uh Uh what the…Eww gross, who the hell does that? Just leaves a massive, disgusting lingering cloud for me to walk through? Was it her?…no..it was… YOU…and you know it you sales dick. Judge me and then do that! Now you’ve been judged!
What is she doing? She makes fun of everyone that wears Tom’s why is she looking at them. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
Ok breathe. I haven’t been here that long. Maybe if I pick up a sexy one she will come over to try it on. Ok…here it goes. Now. Its in my hand…turn it over…its just how she likes…not shiny, medium heal…? Wait a second.. it’s an early game today. Common baby we need to go! Hey, sales guy! Get over here and crop dust her. Make her leave! I’m no match… ha HA Success. She likes the sexy one!…common over baby! Oh yeah we have a lip bite! Fuel the daydream to fill my time here!

From “Fall”

Daniel Blatman — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 23:48:50 +0000